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Lars D
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« on: December 24, 2015, 08:39:58 PM »

Happy Holidays everyone!!!
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« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2015, 03:26:51 AM »

HE LIVES!!! 

Merry Christmas you crazy Viking!
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2015, 05:41:40 AM »

And a Happy 2016 - on two wheels!  Dolph
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First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.
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« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2015, 10:49:07 AM »

Yes, still alive. 

Lots of riding in 2016.
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« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2015, 12:03:29 PM »

Ha!  Not for me.
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2015, 03:02:45 AM »

Leg broke?
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« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2015, 03:23:27 AM »

Nah.  Just haven't ridden the motors in a couple of years now. 
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2015, 04:26:54 AM »

Well go stick a key in one of them and go,it's easy.
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« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2015, 05:37:10 AM »

Nah.  The keys have been in them.  Maybe I was hoping someone would come steal them...
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2015, 06:15:12 AM »

Did you turn the key?

When you turn the key, you push the button and stuff happens.
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« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2015, 06:41:52 AM »

Nah.  These things stopped happening a while ago.
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2015, 06:50:47 AM »

Just push the button.
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« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2015, 06:54:12 AM »

Nah
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2015, 07:09:59 AM »

Then maybe sell and get something else.
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« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2015, 08:49:11 AM »

You buying?
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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