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« on: August 17, 2013, 01:52:28 PM »

...and it retaliated by pooping all over me

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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2013, 02:37:05 PM »

Welcome to our little club. Hope you are OK.
Did you kill it? Buck or doe? How big?
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2013, 02:48:01 PM »

Wow!  Glad you are ok.  Do you hit it or did you just piss it off?  Never seen a bike look so good after a deer hit....  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2013, 03:55:51 PM »

Looks like you knocked the shit out of it. Har har
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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2013, 05:11:40 PM »

That deer got scared shitless!

Glad you're ok, usually a deer strike comes out much worse!!!

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« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2013, 06:17:40 PM »

My ultimate fear. Literally has stopped me from riding. I've only put on about 100 miles this year.
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« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2013, 08:07:08 PM »

I've been using deer whistles for years and can actually see them head the other direction.
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« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2013, 08:10:40 PM »

I've been using BoomTubes for years and can actually see them head the other direction.
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« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2013, 09:36:09 PM »

Welcome to our little club. Hope you are OK.
Did you kill it? Buck or doe? How big?
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It wasn't full grown, probably an adolescent.  I was going about 45-55mph when it jumped out in front of me like a kamikaze.  There was just enough time for me to realize what was about to happen and I did my best not to panic.  Didn't hit the brakes and just focused on keeping the bike upright.

The deer bounced off my front fender and got tangled up in my rear tire. Pucker moment for sure.  Didn't kill it but ripped off one of its rear legs off.  Called 911 since it was still alive and a Sheriff showed up with an AR-15.

Wow!  Glad you are ok.  Do you hit it or did you just piss it off?  Never seen a bike look so good after a deer hit....  Grin

Thanks man.  I'm super grateful that it wasn't worse.

I've been using deer whistles for years and can actually see them head the other direction.

Can you shoot me a link to the one you use?  Really considering getting something like this now.
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« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2013, 09:44:22 PM »

Wow! Glad nothing serious happened to you
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« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2013, 03:32:37 AM »

WOW!  Glad you came through unscathed chug
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« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2013, 03:49:41 AM »

You, sir, got lucky.  Wink

My deer incident didn't go as well, but at least I'm still here to talk about it....
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« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2013, 04:46:38 AM »

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That was close. Glad you're ok. I'm amazed you kept it upright.
Similar to our problem with kangaroos down here.
Is it also a dusk and dawn issue up there?
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« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2013, 04:56:08 AM »

Shocked
That was close. Glad you're ok. I'm amazed you kept it upright.
Similar to our problem with kangaroos down here.
Is it also a dusk and dawn issue up there?
...and wombats... and death-wish wallabies.... and, the last time I rode thru the ferny avenue of potholes with you Tony, deer too  Shocked  Shocked

Glad you got out unscathed jjc  waytogo.
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« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2013, 05:40:17 AM »

The deer population has got out of control in our local forests to the point of causing environmental damage. The impact of the introduced species is such, that authorities have relaxed hunting regulations.

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