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« Reply #480 on: September 18, 2008, 03:09:59 PM »

Not going to define "grown up" other than to say that there are certain behaviours which are not attributed to maturity... crass sexual jokes among them.

It is ironic that one must first "grow up" or mature such that crass sexual jokes can be understood.   Undecided
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« Reply #481 on: September 18, 2008, 03:16:51 PM »

Off the topic.... or sorta on the topic.....

It is ironic that one must first "grow up" or mature such that crass sexual jokes can be understood.   Undecided

Jon - Your comments made me think something funny....

You guys remember being in grade school and having somebody tell you a crass joke.... and everybody laughing like it was the funniest thing on the planet... but nobody actually understood why it was funny... or what was funny about it... or why a dirty joke had nothing to do with dirt?Huh? 

dunno.... just made me chuckle thinking about the stupid jokes we told...
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« Reply #482 on: September 18, 2008, 03:29:55 PM »

I love you guys all no matter what, even if you hate me and me sensless posts. I never mean to offend anyone on here (or anywhere). I also enjoy our ridiculousness. Sometimes I break away from work for a few and open this board and find myself laughing out loud at you crazy foo's, we've all done that right?

Lets stay together. I don't want to brake up  Cry

God bless you sinners  Smiley
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« Reply #483 on: September 18, 2008, 06:46:18 PM »

We both knew the day had to come.  Me and my monster had a talk and decided that it was time to give up that ugly beer tray she had hanging off the end.  I don't know what took me so long to do it because it looks so much better.  Here are a few pics people can check of the before and after.

Next mod will be a 14T front sprocket.  Still thinking about the integrated tail lights.  Maybe i will go smoked because dirteagles smoked lights on his tricolour looked pretty sick. 







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« Reply #484 on: September 18, 2008, 07:08:00 PM »

Hi, I'm Chuck and I'm a recovering DMLer!  Grin
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« Reply #485 on: September 18, 2008, 08:22:26 PM »

I put the smoked integrated on my Duc and changed out the original orange lenses for smoke and I think it's looks fantastic... course I could be biased but I have a gotten a compliment or two on the bike.. Smiley

Good luck and the chop looks great!! 
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« Reply #486 on: September 19, 2008, 03:21:52 AM »

There are a few folk on here i'd like to poke

one in particular

 coffee
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« Reply #487 on: September 19, 2008, 04:15:22 AM »

There are a few folk on here i'd like to poke

one in particular

 coffee


that better be me and not Mo.  Angry

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« Reply #488 on: September 19, 2008, 04:27:38 AM »

<poke>

<poke>

<poke>

Psssst . . .

<poke>
 Evil

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« Reply #489 on: September 19, 2008, 04:29:11 AM »

<poke>

<poke>

<poke>

Psssst . . .

<poke>
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gawddamnit quit!  *smacks chuckles* no pokin from you!
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« Reply #490 on: September 19, 2008, 04:44:26 AM »

Would you prefer a wet Willie?

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« Reply #491 on: September 19, 2008, 04:49:58 AM »

Would you prefer a wet Willie?

<poke>

ewwwww!!!!
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« Reply #492 on: September 19, 2008, 04:52:05 AM »

That'd be some funny shit.

Roll up next to someone at a stop light and give em a wet Willie.

Too bad y'all wear full face helmets . . . oh and I guess my gloves would get in the way . . . but still . . . FUNNNNNNY!  cheeky

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« Reply #493 on: September 19, 2008, 04:55:48 AM »

That'd be some funny shit.

Roll up next to someone at a stop light and give em a wet Willie.

Too bad y'all wear full face helmets . . . oh and I guess my gloves would get in the way . . . but still . . . FUNNNNNNY!  cheeky

<poke>

quit pokin me damnit!

ugh. it needs to hurry up and be october. right now.

hey, i asked yesterday but everyone was intent on reading scripture, whats the weather like out htere in November?
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« Reply #494 on: September 19, 2008, 04:57:30 AM »

There are a few folk on here i'd like to poke

one in particular

 coffee

Thanks Jacob, last night was wonderful!

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