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jdubbs32584
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« Reply #435 on: September 16, 2008, 10:09:36 AM »

Funny you say that. The chick next door is preggers... and she was going off on the fire chief last night at our community meeting... and we were trying to calm her down cause it wasn't his fault that the county was puting them there... but the baby room will be facing the fire station and about 25 feet from the sirens and lights.

Ryan do you sleep with a noise maker? No, not your wife. One of those little machines that makes white noise.

I used to date a guy that lived across the street from a station and the machine made a big difference.
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« Reply #436 on: September 16, 2008, 10:34:54 AM »

I thought he lived in the fire station?

damn I get confused quickly these days.

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« Reply #437 on: September 16, 2008, 10:39:33 AM »

I thought he lived in the fire station?

damn I get confused quickly these days.



Did you see the past tense in that sentence?

And I refuse to live in a fire station. The calls that come through the radio are make the beast with two backsing loud. Never. Ever.
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« Reply #438 on: September 16, 2008, 11:54:35 AM »

Cat Calls?

or

Cat Cow?

quit confusing me!

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« Reply #439 on: September 16, 2008, 01:31:49 PM »

unless the fire guys are rookies or just plain rahrah's

they will not leave the station code 3

they will drive out slowly until they are outside the residential area they are stationed in before turning on the lights and noisebox

they understand they don't want to piss in the sanbox


...except you are in Treasure Valley's area aren't you?...TVF&R?

they are all rahrah's
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« Reply #440 on: September 16, 2008, 01:45:55 PM »


...except you are in Treasure Valley's area aren't you?...TVF&R?

they are all rahrah's

Yup... all TVF&R... although my neighbors had a fit when they pulled up in the engine.... they jake braked in the drive... and that engine growled loud enough to rattle the window panes... so the lights and noise when leaving may be nothing compared to when they return.

I sure pregnant dog a lot. I need alcohol.
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« Reply #441 on: September 16, 2008, 01:53:55 PM »

Hhmm

this is my point of view

your neighbors are all pregnant doging now

and

will continue to pregnant dog and piss and moan and carry on like this is the worst thing to happen to them

right up to the point when grandpa has a stroke, grandma falls and breaks a hip, or little johny lights the curtains on fire

then all of a sudden

none of it will matter

and

having the firetruck next door will seem very advantageous

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« Reply #442 on: September 16, 2008, 02:11:42 PM »


i used to think girls with long hair were advantageous, you know, handles!

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« Reply #443 on: September 16, 2008, 03:00:11 PM »

i used to think girls with long hair were advantageous, you know, handles!



"used to think" indicates that you no longer think that.... what changed?
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« Reply #444 on: September 16, 2008, 03:43:04 PM »

"used to think" indicates that you no longer think that.... what changed?

one actually came to him and he no longer had to chase them into alleys and drag them out by their hair
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« Reply #445 on: September 16, 2008, 04:31:26 PM »

one actually came to him and he no longer had to chase them into alleys and drag them out by their hair

Note: this is Mothers experience as well...
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« Reply #446 on: September 16, 2008, 05:47:57 PM »

Note: this is Mothers experience as well...

Wait, Mother has short hair, what did Mo drag him by!?!? Shocked


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« Reply #447 on: September 16, 2008, 05:51:54 PM »

Being pregnant actually makes your hair grow twice as fast.

Also twice as strong, doesn't pull out as easily.  Evil
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« Reply #448 on: September 16, 2008, 05:56:19 PM »

I don't know if I should have just read that.

I feel dirty...

Yet, oddly, aroused.
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« Reply #449 on: September 16, 2008, 06:08:54 PM »

wait, Jacob is pregnant?

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