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jdubbs32584
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« Reply #330 on: August 23, 2008, 06:51:16 PM »

anyone thinking about a labor day weekend ride?

I'm gonna fly in on the 30th so I'd be up for something Sunday or Monday if I could steal a bike (I'll ask the bear if I can borrow his) and a little bit of gear. I believe Mother is working the 30th and 31st so he probably wouldn't be up for anything. I'm sure he'll speak up if I'm wrong tho.
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« Reply #331 on: August 23, 2008, 10:11:09 PM »

anyone thinking about a labor day weekend ride?

Salty,

I'm your man (not like in the Mo and Mother way, though  Grin ).  I mean for the Labor Day ride.

Men labor.  Labor Day is a labor free day, therefore, a man holiday.  Pure logic right there.

We will ride.

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« Reply #332 on: August 23, 2008, 10:52:50 PM »

I'm takin' the week following Labor Day off.   waytogo  I'd be up for a ride, and I definitely need to meet this "JBubble" character.  Gotta see who's stealin' Mudder away from Mo.  cheeky
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« Reply #333 on: August 23, 2008, 11:35:55 PM »

Lets start a thread then all on its own see how many peeps we can get going....i dont care Sunday or Monday i have both days off. Weather looks like its cooperating on both days.
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NEIKOS
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« Reply #334 on: August 24, 2008, 05:43:48 AM »

. . . Weather looks like its cooperating on both days.

Now you gone done done it!  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #335 on: August 24, 2008, 05:49:44 PM »

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Weather looks like its cooperating on both days.

Shhhhh!  You'll curse the whole weekend!





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« Reply #336 on: August 24, 2008, 08:10:51 PM »

Shhhhh!  You'll curse the whole weekend!





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« Reply #337 on: August 24, 2008, 11:23:16 PM »

Has BB ever made an impulse decision?  I'm just sayin'. . .

Oh, and ( . )( . ) as Marvel would say

Fixed it for ya...  Grin
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« Reply #338 on: August 26, 2008, 08:14:33 AM »

I need to gain some revenge on a coworker today. Anybody have any good practical jokes that wont get me fired? I am bored out of my mind... and he really deserves something smart.  Evil
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« Reply #339 on: August 26, 2008, 08:17:04 AM »

put a pager on vibrate and tape it to the back of his monitor or under his desk. Page it then let it drive him crazy as it vibrates every couple of minutes....
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« Reply #340 on: August 26, 2008, 08:20:33 AM »

Tape a banana under his desk
"  " a fish " "
When he leaves his cube move a few items to the other side of his desk.  Rinse, repeat.
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« Reply #341 on: August 26, 2008, 08:24:32 AM »

Take a screen shot on his monitor.  Display said screen shot.  Whenever he uses his mouse it won't click on anything.  Keyboard is useless as well.

Tape things down to the desk, pens, stapler...

Disconnect mouse.

I haven't worked in an office for a year so I'm rusty.
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« Reply #342 on: August 26, 2008, 08:40:48 AM »

husband had a secretary that would drive him crazy!!!  His revenge was to lower her chair a quarter of a turn every day.  Not so much you'd notice, just enough to set her day off kilter.  next week, raise the chair. 

he's evil and I love him!!! Grin

did you know the letters on the keyboard can be picked up and switched?  Don't do them all, but figure out which ones they use often, and switch just those couple.  They'd recognize it if you switch too many...

keep us posted!
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« Reply #343 on: August 26, 2008, 08:43:11 AM »

You guys have no imagination... that has all been done before... I need something to go down in the books as new and something to top his.

As a side note.... he bought a bunch of dog biscuits from one of them fancy doggie bakery places... they looked like Oreo cookies.... and he got the whole team to eat them.

This is what I have to top.

We had already done the keyboard thing... we spelled bad words.   Grin
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« Reply #344 on: August 26, 2008, 09:02:43 AM »

Problem is you said you wanted to keep your job . . .

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