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« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2011, 10:11:09 PM »
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
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« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2011, 10:18:29 PM »
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 06:29:45 PM
People need to stop looking for reasons to get offended.

I am offended that you trivialize that I have been offended.










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« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2011, 10:19:02 PM »
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 10:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.

I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it
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« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2011, 10:23:23 PM »
Quote from: Bick on December 19, 2011, 10:18:29 PM
I am offended that you trivialize that I have been offended.


Nay! It is I who is offended by your accusation of trivializing your offense.







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« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2011, 10:28:38 PM »
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 10:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it



Well..... thats the vibe you put out.
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« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2011, 10:53:54 PM »
I see me gettin' it on with a supermodel.

Of course, I see that all the time. Doesn't mean it happened or is gonna happen.

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« Reply #21 on: December 19, 2011, 11:17:44 PM »
The folded $20 bill trick is way more offensive....freaky stuff.





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« Reply #22 on: December 19, 2011, 11:35:26 PM »
I see Krampus in every image now
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« Reply #23 on: December 19, 2011, 11:56:09 PM »
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 06:29:45 PM
I see nothing but the silhouette of city in art deco.

People need to stop looking for reasons to get offended.

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« Reply #24 on: December 19, 2011, 11:59:52 PM »
When I read the thread title, I thought there was going to be a Porsche on the can...  Undecided




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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 10:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 10:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...
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« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2011, 10:39:18 AM »
Quote from: lethe on December 19, 2011, 11:35:26 PM
I see Krampus in every image now

He was in one of my dreams last night and not in a fun way.
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« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2011, 11:17:27 AM »
That aluminium can is probably too heavy a guage for making a tin foil hat.
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« Reply #27 on: December 20, 2011, 03:43:38 PM »
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 10:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

There's something wrong with that?
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« Reply #28 on: December 20, 2011, 04:03:09 PM »
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 10:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Saunas are a standard business meeting in Nordic countries.  I loved meeting clients in Sweden and Finland, we'd all be in big towels in their sauna, and then beer and wine with lunch.
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« Reply #29 on: December 20, 2011, 05:23:23 PM »
Quote from: lethe on December 19, 2011, 11:35:26 PM
I see Krampus in every image now
Quote from: duccarlos on December 20, 2011, 10:39:18 AM
He was in one of my dreams last night and not in a fun way.

was it Krampus and the teletubbie making fingercuffs outta you in the sauna?
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