Making the beast with two backsides makes posts a pregnant dog to read

Started by jgrm1, March 25, 2011, 08:37:57 AM

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jgrm1

Shakespeare wrote, “Brevity is the soul of wit.”  Writing “making the best with two backsides” and “pregnant dog” in place of a couple of four and five letter adjectives clutters posts and makes them unnecessarily difficult to read.  I encourage posters to either simply stop using these phrases or find ways to make their points without relying on profanity. 

-Jeff
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Norton:  1974 Commando 850
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Artful

Orrrrrrr you could turn off the profanity filters in your User CP.

Just sayin.
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derby

or just read the make the beast with two backsing faq:

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=10432.0

;D
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jgrm1

That works.  I thought those phrases were part of the culture here.  Curse away!

Thanks,
Jeff  
BMW:  2016 R1200RS, 2000 R1100S, 1975 R90S
Ducati:  2008 S2R1000, 1998 900 Supersport Final Edition
Norton:  1974 Commando 850
Triumph:  2016 Thruxton R, 1971 T120R

Spidey

shit make the beast with two backs piss Brian W mothermake the beast with two backser cocksucker tits - GC
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Artful

Quote from: Spidey on March 25, 2011, 08:56:18 AM
shit make the beast with two backs piss Brian W mothermake the beast with two backser cocksucker tits - GC

Shit piss make the beast with two backs Brian W cocksucker mothermake the beast with two backser and tits.

1 point for accuracy, -1 for order :D
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Statler

Quote from: jgrm1 on March 25, 2011, 08:37:57 AM
I encourage posters to either simply stop using these phrases or find ways to make their points without relying on profanity.  

-Jeff

I encourage posters to post in the correct section of the board.  ;D


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It's still buy a flounder a drink month


jgrm1

BMW:  2016 R1200RS, 2000 R1100S, 1975 R90S
Ducati:  2008 S2R1000, 1998 900 Supersport Final Edition
Norton:  1974 Commando 850
Triumph:  2016 Thruxton R, 1971 T120R

VisceralReaction

OH yes well all just sit her pondering the make the beast with two backsing beast with two backs, and her pregnant sister  [laugh]
There are squirrels juggling knives in my head

Monster Dave

Quote from: jgrm1 on March 25, 2011, 09:47:32 AM
That and I didn't think anyone would read it over here.

-Jeff


Are you kidding - we read everything!!  [coffee]


Quote from: VisceralReaction on March 25, 2011, 09:55:10 AM
OH yes well all just sit her pondering the make the beast with two backsing beast with two backs, and her pregnant sister  [laugh]


OMG that's some funny the beast with two backsing beast with two backs right there!!  [laugh]


jgrm1

Quote from: VisceralReaction on March 25, 2011, 09:55:10 AM
OH yes well all just sit her pondering the make the beast with two backsing beast with two backs, and her pregnant sister  [laugh]

Well, it is almost the weekend.  In fact, I rode the S2R1000 to work today and it is currently a sunny 75-degrees here in NE Texas.  I think I'll ride to lunch and keep going.  Ooops, does mentioning the bike bounce this back to the General Monster Forum? 

-Jeff
BMW:  2016 R1200RS, 2000 R1100S, 1975 R90S
Ducati:  2008 S2R1000, 1998 900 Supersport Final Edition
Norton:  1974 Commando 850
Triumph:  2016 Thruxton R, 1971 T120R

Statler

It's still buy a flounder a drink month

DucHead

Quote from: Spidey on March 25, 2011, 08:56:18 AM
shit make the beast with two backs piss Brian W mothermake the beast with two backser cocksucker tits - GC

George is missed.   :'(

Once I laughed so hard at one of his skits I broke a blood vessel in my eye.  Granted I was high, but it was still funny.   ;D
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NorDog

Quote from: jgrm1 on March 25, 2011, 08:37:57 AM
Shakespeare wrote, “Brevity is the soul of wit.”  Writing “making the best with two backsides” and “pregnant dog” in place of a couple of four and five letter adjectives clutters posts and makes them unnecessarily difficult to read. 
-Jeff

For the record, it was Shakespeare who originated the phrase, "making the beast with two backs."
A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin