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« Reply #1680 on: November 26, 2018, 12:58:40 PM »

If you look at the shocked gif, the eyes get bigger than the mouth...those widgets have the mouth bigger than the eyes...

never mind.

Ahh, yeah. True but only for half the time Wink
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« Reply #1681 on: November 26, 2018, 01:17:19 PM »

Ahh, yeah. True but only for half the time Wink
You should make some the other way and see if the customer notices. Tongue
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« Reply #1682 on: November 26, 2018, 01:28:39 PM »

I think they might laughingdp
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« Reply #1683 on: November 26, 2018, 01:38:56 PM »

I think they might laughingdp
Send them during the Christmas party. Grin
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« Reply #1684 on: November 26, 2018, 01:52:42 PM »

Oh boy laughingdp
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« Reply #1685 on: November 26, 2018, 02:46:01 PM »

They look nothing like the original bottle opener. Oh wait, my bad.  Cheesy
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« Reply #1686 on: November 26, 2018, 03:41:35 PM »

They look nothing like the original bottle opener. Oh wait, my bad.  Cheesy

I told you to send me an address and I'd give you one but you blew me off.

Your taunts mean nothing to me now Smiley
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« Reply #1687 on: November 26, 2018, 03:45:48 PM »

 laughingdp laughingdp Evil
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« Reply #1688 on: November 26, 2018, 03:46:51 PM »

I can only assume you don't really want it Grin
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« Reply #1689 on: November 26, 2018, 04:15:34 PM »

I can only assume you don't really want it Grin
You have my address.
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« Reply #1690 on: November 26, 2018, 05:59:24 PM »

And mine.   Cool
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« Reply #1691 on: November 28, 2018, 03:46:32 PM »

I can give ya mine too...  Evil
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« Reply #1692 on: November 29, 2018, 03:46:48 AM »

And mine  waytogo
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« Reply #1693 on: November 29, 2018, 04:51:45 AM »

God damnit.

I'm out of drinking related thingys.
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« Reply #1694 on: January 20, 2019, 05:20:40 PM »

Well, had some excitement recently.

Got a call from our bank.

Bank - We have a gentleman here wanting to cash a check and we need to confirm it's not fraud.

ML - what's his name and how much?

Bank - Stealy McStealerson, about $3000

ML - I don't know anyone by that name. You should call my wife, she does payables.

Bank calls wife, can't get her. Calls me back - We need an answer.

ML - ask him what it was for?

Bank - Ok, hang on...

Bank is then able to get my wife. - Sir, we got your wife and she said it's fradulent.

ML - release the hounds.

They were able to keep him there, stalling, until the local PD came and arrested him.

I went to the branch and thanked the lady that red flagged all this.

A couple days later I called and got the detective assigned to the case.

Unknown/unnamed men enlisted a homeless man with ID, and printed a check from the back of a rental vehicle with my account and routing numbers. They offered him $100 to try and cash it.

What they had done was take all the mail out of one of my vendors mailbox. We had sent them a check for some weld work they did for me.

They just used our numbers in their print job and gave it a shot.

ML - so what happens to this guy?

Detective - Fine, not likely any jail time.

ML- Death penalty not on the table, huh?

Detective - laughs

Man I hate thieves.
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