Whisky in a can - This can only end in tears

Started by Slide Panda, January 19, 2011, 07:46:30 AM

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Slide Panda

Some shady Panama based company has now created 'Scottish Spirits' - a 12oz can of Whisky

http://eater.com/archives/2011/01/17/scotch-whiskey-in-a-can-contains-eight-shots-of-whiskey.php

In other odd news, they have an alcohol free version they market to Muslims. Alcohol free Whisky, I'll let your brains ruminate on that one
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
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pennyrobber

"Scottish Spirits suggests splitting it between three people, because it's the size of a regular beer can. Seriously: it's twelve ounces, or eight shots worth of whisky. Which is a lot for a container that's not resealable."

Splitting it between three people? I suppose if you're a 12 year old girl.
Men face reality and women don't. That's why men need to drink. -George Christopher

zooom

ummm....what fuctified Scottsman thought up this really blasphemous idea?.....
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Slide Panda

-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

He Man


herm

there will be stories told about this product. most will end badly.
This map is upside down, the plan is written in crayon, and the weather forecast is from 2011.

pennyrobber

Mush-a ring dum-a do dum-a da
Wack fall the daddy-o, wack fall the daddy-o
There's whiskey in the can

Men face reality and women don't. That's why men need to drink. -George Christopher

RAT900

This is an insult to the Pez community

triangleforge

Quote from: pennyrobber on January 19, 2011, 08:23:52 AM
"Scottish Spirits suggests splitting it between three people, because it's the size of a regular beer can. Seriously: it's twelve ounces, or eight shots worth of whisky. Which is a lot for a container that's not resealable."

Splitting it between three people? I suppose if you're a 12 year old girl.

It's a Whiskey Trio! One of the staples of Soviet-era Russian literature is the Vodka Troika - three people, usually strangers, who "invest" together in a bottle of vodka and then spend then next hour making damn sure they get their fair third (or maybe a little more) of the bottle. Which, I can attest, had a cheap plastic cap that disintegrated when removed, so there was no way to reseal the 750ml bottles.  :o

12 oz. would be a duet, at best.
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Slide Panda

Quote from: herm on January 19, 2011, 09:04:45 AM
there will be stories told about this product. most will end badly.

Your prognostic powers are strong
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

SacDuc

Quote from: herm on January 19, 2011, 09:04:45 AM
there will be stories told about this product. most will end badly. have to be recounted to the participants by onlookers.


fixed
HATERS GONNA HATE.

herm

This map is upside down, the plan is written in crayon, and the weather forecast is from 2011.

Bick

Quote from: Sad Panda on January 19, 2011, 07:46:30 AM
Some shady Panama based company has now created 'Scottish Spirits' - a 12oz can of Whisky

When talking about Panama based business or person, isn't it a given that they will be shady?

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

Quote from: Bick on January 19, 2011, 12:12:38 PM
When talking about Panama based business or person, isn't it a given that they will be shady?


We should ask Carlos.
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 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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