reverse anal bleaching.

[Grampa]

We have a cat named Frank. Frank is a black cat with white paws and a white tummy. Frank is a short haired cat. Frank also has a very noticeable pink ass.

Would I be a bad cat owner if I used a wide tip black sharpie and blended in the black around his ass?

I'm tired of see'n his pink ass.


Discuss


another option is that bald spot hair paint

[Buckethead]

 

I...

I can't even figure out where to start.

Are you high?

[Kopfjäger]

I wouldn't use the Sharpie on his balloon knot, maybe the bald spot spray.

[Grampa]

I wonder if it would be a burny. I dont want to burn him.

[GAAN]

since it bothers you so much

maybe

you should color your eyeballs with the sharpie

you pervert

[Kopfjäger]

I wonder if it would be a burny. I dont want to burn him.

Give it a test shot on yourself

[Grampa]

since it bothers you so much

maybe

you should color your eyeballs with the sharpie

you pervert

FWIW.... I am not the only person in this house who dislikes the pinkeye

[Grampa]

Give it a test shot on yourself

I would but my back is out

[Popeye the Sailor]

FWIW.... I am not the only person in this house who dislikes the pinkeye

Embrace it-it's the only thing that draws attention away fro those pasty white furry caterpillars you claim are legs.

[Desmostro]

One ring to rule them all...
That's what you need. Not a sharpie. the ring.

FWIW.... I am not the only person in this house who dislikes the pinkeye

[Grampa]

That looks more like an inflamed va jayjay

[Rameses]

***shudder***

I think I used to date that girl.





I would second the "test it on yourself" notion...

...but I've never met a cat I've liked.

So go for it.

[CairnsDuc]

FWIW.... I am not the only person in this house who dislikes the pinkeye

But does the Eye follow you around the room?

[The Bearded Duc]

I've heard that Duct Tape fixes a lot of things.

[Rameses]

I've heard that Duct Tape fixes a lot of things.

And gets his bike painted pink.





(Sorry to the new guys that don't get that.)