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« Reply #30 on: June 02, 2010, 01:37:54 AM »

fart only to realize it's moist, not dry.   SHARTED!  bang head

That's gonna itch when it dries!
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« Reply #31 on: June 02, 2010, 01:52:56 AM »

Sometimes I have to tell the voices in my head to stop talking over each other.  Gonna have to get a talking stick.
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« Reply #32 on: June 02, 2010, 05:07:24 AM »

Sometimes I fart just before leaving a co-worker's area.

Accidentally, of course.

You too...
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« Reply #33 on: June 02, 2010, 05:21:59 AM »

First thing that came to mind after reading the thread title.

Rollins Band.

Sometimes i feel so small,
Sometimes i think i can beat them all,
But most of the time, i just feel confused.
I try, i really try,
I try to keep myself in line.
But its hard, and i end up feeling used.

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« Reply #34 on: June 02, 2010, 05:30:07 AM »

Sometimes I giggle when I drive through Shartlesville Pa. on my way down south...I wonder if their HS football team is called the Mean Streaks

nope, its the Skid Marks
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« Reply #35 on: June 02, 2010, 05:42:43 AM »

Sometimes I just wanna hit a pregnant dog
See, when you say it, it's funny.  When I say it, people start yelling and call the cops.
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« Reply #36 on: June 02, 2010, 06:00:28 AM »

Sometimes i wonder why i associate you you people.

Then its threads like this that totally redeem yourselves  Grin
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« Reply #37 on: June 02, 2010, 06:06:09 AM »

Sometimes I disappoint myself.

I dropped the KLR on myself AGAIN yesterday.

It was in the garage this time and it smashed me up against some smell ass trash cans full of my dogs shit.

(can't keep garbage cans outside in my complex. Against policy. Last year I bought a rubbermaid bin to put out back with a trash bag in it to throw the bags of shit in. I had it pretty well hidden in my ferns. make the beast with two backsing association found it and tried to fine me 50$. They never collected it)
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« Reply #38 on: June 02, 2010, 06:08:04 AM »

sometimes I actually read JuddddDDDS posts and care




mostly not









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« Reply #39 on: June 02, 2010, 06:34:08 AM »

sometimes I flip the dead critters my cats leave in my yard

over the 8 foot fence into my asshole neighbor's pool...

and smile when I hear the little splashes they make

I've gotten quite good at it
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« Reply #40 on: June 02, 2010, 06:45:47 AM »

sometimes I flip the dead critters my cats leave in my yard

over the 8 foot fence into my asshole neighbor's pool...

and smile when I hear the little splashes they make

I've gotten quite good at it


I nominate this for post of the year.


Please see my neighbor thread  Grin
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« Reply #41 on: June 02, 2010, 07:03:55 AM »

...do things I don't think will do harm or ...
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« Reply #42 on: June 02, 2010, 07:41:42 PM »

... I wonder why IZ pushes the car seat back so far.  Wink
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« Reply #43 on: June 02, 2010, 09:30:56 PM »

I don't open my mail for days and days.

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« Reply #44 on: June 02, 2010, 11:09:32 PM »

...ask people intensely/inappropriate personal questions to see how they react
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