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Speedbag
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Re: Sometimes I..
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June 02, 2010, 01:37:54 AM »
Quote from: muskrat on June 01, 2010, 07:31:04 PM
fart only to realize it's moist, not dry. SHARTED!
That's gonna itch when it dries!
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Sometimes I have to tell the voices in my head to stop talking over each other. Gonna have to get a talking stick.
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Quote from: Speedbag on June 01, 2010, 07:25:14 AM
Sometimes I fart just before leaving a co-worker's area.
Accidentally, of course.
You too...
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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First thing that came to mind after reading the thread title.
Rollins Band.
Sometimes i feel so small,
Sometimes i think i can beat them all,
But most of the time, i just feel confused.
I try, i really try,
I try to keep myself in line.
But its hard, and i end up feeling used.
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Quote from: RAT900 on June 01, 2010, 07:37:08 PM
Sometimes I giggle when I drive through Shartlesville Pa. on my way down south...I wonder if their HS football team is called the Mean Streaks
nope, its the Skid Marks
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Quote from: Betty Rage on June 01, 2010, 06:56:08 PM
Sometimes I just wanna hit a pregnant dog
See, when you say it, it's funny. When I say it, people start yelling and call the cops.
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Sometimes i wonder why i associate you you people.
Then its threads like this that totally redeem yourselves
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Sometimes I disappoint myself.
I dropped the KLR on myself AGAIN yesterday.
It was in the garage this time and it smashed me up against some smell ass trash cans full of my dogs shit.
(can't keep garbage cans outside in my complex. Against policy. Last year I bought a rubbermaid bin to put out back with a trash bag in it to throw the bags of shit in. I had it pretty well hidden in my ferns. make the beast with two backsing association found it and tried to fine me 50$. They never collected it)
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sometimes I actually read JuddddDDDS posts and care
mostly not
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sometimes I flip the dead critters my cats leave in my yard
over the 8 foot fence into my asshole neighbor's pool...
and smile when I hear the little splashes they make
I've gotten quite good at it
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Quote from: RAT900 on June 02, 2010, 06:34:08 AM
sometimes I flip the dead critters my cats leave in my yard
over the 8 foot fence into my asshole neighbor's pool...
and smile when I hear the little splashes they make
I've gotten quite good at it
I nominate this for post of the year.
Please see my neighbor thread
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...do things I don't think will do harm or ...
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Carlos
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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... I wonder why IZ pushes the car seat back so far.
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I don't open my mail for days and days.
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...ask people intensely/inappropriate personal questions to see how they react
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