Blurting

[Mojo S2R]

   Awesome thread 

[mitt]

well done     


mitt

[metallimonster]

[stands up]

Hi everyone. My name is SacDuc and I have Blurtism.

Good for you SacDuc.

[stands up]

Hi everyone. My name is Metallimonster and I have Blurtism.

And oh yeah, that filter thing- I didn't even know it existed.  I've stopped talking to any woman who remotely looks pregnant. 

[77south]

As far as the whole preganancy issue goes, The only safe procedure I have found is to pretend no one is ever pregnant until they explicitly tell you so.

[Monsterlover]

I do the same...

[RAT900]

As far as the whole preganancy issue goes, The only safe procedure I have found is to pretend no one is ever pregnant until they explicitly tell you so.

Absolutely, it is one of the basic rules of survival as a male. Even if you see an extra pair of little legs dangling below the hemline of the skirt...she is NOT pregnant unless she directly informs you.

It is a rule right up there with "never exit a men's room wiping your mouth"

[zooom]

....overflowing because the step-daughters are still flushing their make the beast with two backsing tampons down the toilet and everything backed up...

I knew a guy that made a statement about this once to his wife and 2 daughters....he was waiting on the guys to come and pump out the septic tank which was jacked up by a bunch of feminine products.... so he made the statement by taking the remainder of the hundred count box of tampons and made a Karo Syrup and red food coloring mixture and dipped them tampons one by one in the syrup and flung them by the string like a bolo at the ceiling above the toilet till they were all stuck up there with the strings hanging down...once he was done and the crock was vaccuumed clean and the house wasn't backed up anymore( cause the ladies went to Grandma's house when it occurred) he called the other house to let them know it was all good and then went on a long drive in his car.....he came back to pissed off family, but proclaimed to them how much this episode cost and told them the next time they insisted on flushing them female items, they can wait and pay the service call, cause he can go and do his business on a tree.....the conversations in the house were silent for a while apparently...


now, I realize after typing this, it isn't an example of the syndrome...but that lil tidbit in the story reminded me of it and I had to share....

[SacDuc]

"Do these pants make me look fat?"

"Not so much the pants, but your hips."