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« Reply #600 on: September 12, 2018, 07:34:35 PM »

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God help the people in the next bar I'm in if Tom Jones is on the jukebox....take that last swallow of beer, punch them in, and head out the door.  Grin

But how will you enjoy the pain you've caused if you leave?  laughingdp
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« Reply #601 on: September 13, 2018, 04:18:50 AM »

Such a dilemma.....  laughingdp
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« Reply #602 on: November 13, 2018, 09:19:22 AM »

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« Reply #603 on: November 13, 2018, 09:22:13 AM »

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« Reply #604 on: November 13, 2018, 01:34:30 PM »

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« Reply #605 on: November 13, 2018, 02:20:40 PM »

So much truth in fiction laughingdp
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« Reply #606 on: November 26, 2018, 08:12:54 AM »

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« Reply #607 on: November 26, 2018, 08:21:48 AM »

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« Reply #608 on: December 14, 2018, 10:33:26 AM »

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« Reply #609 on: December 14, 2018, 02:02:26 PM »

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« Reply #610 on: December 18, 2018, 05:05:37 AM »

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« Reply #611 on: December 18, 2018, 08:06:11 AM »

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« Reply #612 on: December 24, 2018, 12:22:34 PM »

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« Reply #613 on: December 26, 2018, 11:51:55 AM »

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« Reply #614 on: December 26, 2018, 01:46:05 PM »

 laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp Reminds me of an Elvis joke I tell, usually on his birthday.

What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching on the inside of his coffin ⚰️ trying to get out.

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