They missed me too, I would have thought they got the hint after i completely stopped posting.
Chicks get it, why can't they?
not always....some chicks stalk...usually the really crazy ones...
the ones that you initially liked a lot
because the really crazy ones usually fark like banshees and will do anything you want
and enjoy it more than you
but when that (once) cute cackle-laugh starts to get to you and they stare into your eyes unblinking for hours on end and you wake up in the middle of the night and they are sitting at the end of the bed gazing at you in the dark
and your penis gets exhausted and scared and hands the situation back to you to deal with....and you try to apologize for its behavior and tell them it is over and said penis is back in the yard on a leash
and they start doing really scary stuff like leaving dishes of butter patty's in front of your door when you are out
or follow you on business trips and check into the same hotel
or hide in your bushes and send you psychotic emails demanding to know who was with you Thursday night at your place
then your car gets flats and gets keyed
and ..oh...ummm ...sorry i digressed
