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« Reply #105 on: March 17, 2010, 11:23:22 PM »

They don't want to know.  I tried to explain it to a girl I was dating, she just said I was weird.  I couldn't argue that but she refused to believe that the guy who helped her change her tire, or was so kind at the grocery store was really wondering about her tits.
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« Reply #106 on: March 18, 2010, 12:02:29 AM »

Have her watch episodes of "The Man Show" (original series with Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla) and she'll believe.
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« Reply #107 on: March 18, 2010, 01:05:25 AM »

Have her watch episodes of "The Man Show" (original series with Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla) and she'll believe.

Indeed...I believe that show sent more women to the other side than we dare imagine....Kimmel and Carolla were gender traitors revealing these things about us

Being recent to this site I should ask,,,,,Is it permissible to threadjack Piller's tortured mental extrusions?
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« Reply #108 on: March 18, 2010, 01:27:30 AM »

I suppose that would depend on if you believe it to be an actual event

or

a drug induced hallucination

Personally I dig piller

however, my opinion on his mentation would be that of a skeptic

I have limited exposure to addicts

but

a pretty solid behavior pattern I have witnessed is that they relapse

and a relapse in his participation here would indicate to me that he is relapsing in his addiction

now

where are we in that pattern of behavior?

are we a pastime of his when he is high or when he is cleaning up?

I dunno

but what I do know is that if he finds any solace here with his supporters and his detractors then he is more than welcome

and with that said

he is not special, he is subject to the same level of disrespect and cheerio pissing that the rest of us must endure to play here

and

like the rest of us he will either endure it gracefully, have tantrums and get banned, or <insert coping mechanism here>





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« Reply #109 on: March 18, 2010, 01:29:03 AM »

Extrusions or Excretions?





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« Reply #110 on: March 18, 2010, 01:31:28 AM »

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Have her watch episodes of "The Man Show" (original series with Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla) and she'll believe.

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« Reply #111 on: March 18, 2010, 01:40:31 AM »

I suppose that would depend on if you believe it to be an actual event

or

a drug induced hallucination

Personally I dig piller

however, my opinion on his mentation would be that of a skeptic

I have limited exposure to addicts

but

a pretty solid behavior pattern I have witnessed is that they relapse

and a relapse in his participation here would indicate to me that he is relapsing in his addiction

now

where are we in that pattern of behavior?

are we a pastime of his when he is high or when he is cleaning up?

I dunno

but what I do know is that if he finds any solace here with his supporters and his detractors then he is more than welcome

and with that said

he is not special, he is subject to the same level of disrespect and cheerio pissing that the rest of us must endure to play here

and

like the rest of us he will either endure it gracefully, have tantrums and get banned, or <insert coping mechanism here>







Got it...and you do pose the more existential question ....in the case of Piller...who's farking with whom?....

his extrusions and excretions (thank you rgramjet) fall far short of William S. Burrough's Naked Lunch but can help pass the time

and experience has shown me that even broken clocks are right twice in 24 hours
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« Reply #112 on: March 18, 2010, 05:55:18 AM »

and experience has shown me that even broken clocks are right twice in 24 hours

Not if it is a digital clock.
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« Reply #113 on: March 18, 2010, 06:03:27 AM »

Look, i'm not high.  I just made a bad decision because the very hot 20yr old chick was thrown in my face.  I didn't actively go look for a crazy sugar baby. 

Hooking up with the wrong chick because of looks isn't the most difficult or crazy mistake to make.  It doesn't mean I'm inventing a story or on drugs.

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« Reply #114 on: March 18, 2010, 06:17:21 AM »

Look, i'm not high.  I just made a bad decision because the very hot 20yr old chick was thrown in my face.  I didn't actively go look for a crazy sugar baby. 

Hooking up with the wrong chick because of looks isn't the most difficult or crazy mistake to make.  It doesn't mean I'm inventing a story or on drugs.




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Phone spyware
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breaking and entering
dumping her stuff on the curb
no mention what so ever of the supposed 2 year old child involved

Yep. Seems like the standard stuff.


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« Reply #115 on: March 18, 2010, 06:20:00 AM »

Look, i'm not high.  I just made a bad decision because the very hot 20yr old chick was thrown in my face.  I didn't actively go look for a crazy sugar baby. 

Hooking up with the wrong chick because of looks isn't the most difficult or crazy mistake to make.  It doesn't mean I'm inventing a story or on drugs.



Piller we used to have a saying...."this thread is worthless without pictures"

I might even become a fan of yours if you post up some snaps and provide accompanying text that describes in the most lurid prurient and exhaustive pornographic detail all the vile things she let you do to her....

but she has to be "hot" looking by normal (non-locked unit) standards
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« Reply #116 on: March 18, 2010, 07:13:00 AM »

This is the most fun I've had in a thread in a while
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« Reply #117 on: March 18, 2010, 07:21:59 AM »

Piller we used to have a saying...."this thread is worthless without pictures"

I might even become a fan of yours if you post up some snaps and provide accompanying text that describes in the most lurid prurient and exhaustive pornographic detail all the vile things she let you do to her....

but she has to be "hot" looking by normal (non-locked unit) standards

Wait!  I've got to make some popcorn  popcorn and get a beer or two  drink
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« Reply #118 on: March 18, 2010, 07:40:16 AM »

In all DMF seriousness though...this guy never comes to us with the front-end happy part of these emotional excursions to disaster....

we only get stuck listening to the sobbing in the wreckage part....this was going on forever at TOB....

he would certainly evoke more empathy and compassion if we could actually quantify and qualify the magnitude of the loss.....

the happier days are never shared for instance if maybe he related something like when he spooged 3 times straight in her (hopefully clean-shaven) armpit while he had his tongue so far up her posterior he was tickling the second turn of her transverse colon

now THAT would give me a solid sense of his loss...but again pictures of her....but ONLY if she is hot by human standards....if she is a lower-order primate I would rather not be made aware of that
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« Reply #119 on: March 18, 2010, 07:58:28 AM »


Got you fired
60 year old ex
Phone spyware
Craigslist drugs and sex hook up
breaking and entering
dumping her stuff on the curb
no mention what so ever of the supposed 2 year old child involved

Yep. Seems like the standard stuff.
sac

well, when you put it that way....

But the addiction was the girl.  I didn't need drugs, I had all the insanity and self destruction I could want.  Remember, I didn't pursue this girl, she went after me, and was brought into my home by someone trying to pawn her off on me...  I was general manager of a company, got my helicopter pilot license, was working out every single day, etc.  I was promoted twice in one year before this happened.  All the irrational behavior followed from a very similar but different kind of addiction...

It was awesome while it lasted though Wink. I've got pictures but It would get me banned.    
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