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« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2009, 10:55:55 AM »

And to sell it quicker, he'll drop the milage too.

Don't forget that he made the bike older/younger at the same time.
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« Reply #16 on: October 12, 2009, 11:48:54 AM »

I realize it doesn't make him not a dumbass, but if you read the two ads, they're for totally different bikes. He just posted the same pictures for both. Everything about the ads is different except for the pics.
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« Reply #17 on: October 12, 2009, 02:00:34 PM »

Honda's using that new technology where they shrink the displacement when you're on the highway for gas mileage's sake.
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« Reply #18 on: October 12, 2009, 05:11:03 PM »

So's Chrysler.

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I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
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« Reply #19 on: October 12, 2009, 05:51:13 PM »

I realize it doesn't make him not a dumbass, but if you read the two ads, they're for totally different bikes. He just posted the same pictures for both. Everything about the ads is different except for the pics.

I have(enjoy) to poke fun at ads like this, mainly because the laziness/scandalous of it all.
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« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2009, 07:02:25 AM »

this guy has been trying to unload this for like a month now. it should come as no surprise that it has a rebuilt title.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/1420302066.html
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/1415806991.html
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« Reply #21 on: October 14, 2009, 07:57:25 AM »

He must really love that cap to give it the whole seat.  laughingdp

What a dumbass.
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« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2009, 09:50:52 AM »

He must really love that cap to give it the whole seat.  laughingdp

What a dumbass.
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« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2009, 12:41:28 PM »

This one is a crack addict simply for having purchased this P.O.S. in the first place.  Good grief, he has managed to procreate.
http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/1419360847.html


And then there is this one.  Huh? Shocked Its not stolen, I swear.  Now where did I put that crazy title...
http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/1421564809.html
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« Reply #24 on: October 27, 2009, 09:40:18 AM »

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1439958089.html
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« Reply #25 on: October 27, 2009, 10:51:30 AM »


"The fastest it says it goes it 140 mph but never taken it that fast."

WTF!

 Huh?
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« Reply #26 on: October 27, 2009, 10:56:35 AM »

"The fastest it says it goes it 140 mph but never taken it that fast."

WTF!

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I contend it might achieve 140 mph....when it gets pushed over a cliff. Grin laughingdp
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« Reply #27 on: October 27, 2009, 11:11:32 AM »

probably 140 KmPH.  That's about 87.5 MPH.  But that's the higest the speedometer has, not the fastest it will go....  geeez. 

BREAKING NEWS: The Wife's Altima can go 180 MPH.  But the fastest she has gone is 90.   waytogo
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« Reply #28 on: October 27, 2009, 11:58:58 AM »

"The fastest it says it goes it 140 mph but never taken it that fast."

WTF!

 Huh?

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« Reply #29 on: October 27, 2009, 12:04:07 PM »

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1439925383.html


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