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« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2008, 05:10:59 AM »

Offically, no I am not going to Ouray. Anyway, there will be too many hooligans hanging around there... drink [moto] Vino! bang head laughingdp chug
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« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2008, 03:31:36 PM »

dont worry we wouldn't be gentle anyways  Kiss chug

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Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!
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« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2008, 11:04:57 PM »

ouray!!!!!


ok y'all....so does edveryone have there rooms reserved...any one looking for a rooomate...

i promise i will fart, i will always smell like a drunking hobo,i snore like u wouldn't believe, but i do keep the toilet seat up  waytogo
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« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2008, 06:25:53 AM »

ouray!!!!!


ok y'all....so does edveryone have there rooms reserved...any one looking for a rooomate...

i promise i will fart, i will always smell like a drunking hobo,i snore like u wouldn't believe, but i do keep the toilet seat up  waytogo
You sound like my Beagle.....  Huh?


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« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2008, 09:37:15 PM »

Hey Smitch, guess who I saw in Boardman, Oregon a few days ago? This guy pulls up behind me to fill up his van and I think....he looks vaguely familiar. So I walk back and the name "Jason Britton" is plastered all over the side of the van. I chatted with him for a few minutes, turns out he was on his way to Kennewick, WA for a show, which is where I had just left from that morning.

He told me that "Sean Mitchell is his nemisis!"
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« Reply #20 on: June 21, 2008, 07:37:14 AM »

I feel for you Slyter.  I hope you took a bath to wash off all that odor of icky "stuntah" !

Did you tell him he's my nemesis?  I hope you did!
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« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2008, 07:46:47 AM »

BTW, Smitch your new sig is awesome, great quote where did you find that?
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« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2008, 11:25:50 AM »

BTW, Smitch your new sig is awesome, great quote where did you find that?

Wikipedia baby.  Search "desmodromic valves".
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« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2008, 11:58:17 AM »

I just like the idea of "forced to comply" there are other parts of my life I wish I could do that with....
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« Reply #24 on: June 23, 2008, 12:29:22 PM »

i promise i will fart, i will always smell like a drunking hobo,i snore like u wouldn't believe, but i do keep the toilet seat up  waytogo

She doth not lie.  Not only did I share a room with her last year, I was the lucky one to share her bed as well.  The first night she never made it in before I was getting up, I believe, and the next night, after christening the doorsill of an Irish bar, she was dumped unceremoniously into bed unconscious long before I  came in.  So whoever has the honor of sharing her bed, don't expect much under-the-sheet action.   Grin drink Your paths may never cross.

What happens in Ouray, doesn't stay in Ouray.

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« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2008, 06:56:21 AM »

She doth not lie.  Not only did I share a room with her last year, I was the lucky one to share her bed as well.  The first night she never made it in before I was getting up, I believe, and the next night, after christening the doorsill of an Irish bar, she was dumped unceremoniously into bed unconscious long before I  came in.  So whoever has the honor of sharing her bed, don't expect much under-the-sheet action.   Grin drink Your paths may never cross.

What happens in Ouray, doesn't stay in Ouray.



Oh.....let the truth be known to all!!  laughingdp laughingdp
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« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2008, 08:26:25 PM »

Smitch, you need to have someone call my Mom. Apparrently she bought her bike from the wrong side of the showroom....  Roll Eyes Shocked Take a look.... http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=5436.30
Also a couple she didn't include in the thread.....

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« Reply #27 on: July 05, 2008, 06:31:01 AM »

Well said WDB!  I think we need to get bonfy on an R1200GS.  Being a neat freak when it comes to my beloved Ducati's, that makes me almost want to cry! 

Hey bonfy, Ewan McGregor and Charlie Daniels just called.  They want you to stop making them look bad.  I say keep it up!
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« Reply #28 on: July 05, 2008, 10:34:38 AM »

 laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp

Believe me, I thought of Ewan and Charlie more than once while on those roads.  I watched "Long Way Round"  a couple months ago and the image of them floundering and flailing their way across stretches of Russia linger fresh in my mind.  The Monster didn't seem to mind the covering of muck.  It bothered me more than it bothered him.  I have noticed that is a shared trait among Ducatista.
  I am considering a dual-sport bike, but am leaning toward a V-strom.  I've watched Count Desmo and Dustykitska both in action on their V-stroms and that seems like it would work for me plus it is more in my price range.   I don't have a sponsor like the guys did...but if the shop would be interested in putting me on a BMW and letting me do more boneheaded stunts for the publicity...kind of a motorcycle version of "Jackass"...that would be awesome!   waytogo
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« Reply #29 on: July 13, 2008, 09:28:41 PM »

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