I refuse to have arrived at the age where I'm said to have "had a fall".
Both hands full carrying stuff, what I did was fall over. Face first splat into the pavement, no hand or arm to break my fall just nose-panted the ground. Gonna look even more impressive once the bruising properly develops.
Noses bleed a lot, so it looked pretty spectacular but actually I'm fine. If y'all see a glow in the sky to your east it's just me....