Ducati Monster Forum

The wit and the wisdom.

Enjoy.

1)  Assholes.
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=35992.msg631121#msg631121 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=35992.msg631121#msg631121)

2)  War of the rats.
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=51828.msg950601#msg950601 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=51828.msg950601#msg950601)

c)  Green.
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=36034.msg632112#msg632112 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=36034.msg632112#msg632112)

4)  Dream job.
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=38884.msg690424#msg690424 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=38884.msg690424#msg690424)

5)  Pompous.
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=39623.msg705900#msg705900 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=39623.msg705900#msg705900)

6)  One word.
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=35117.msg704660#msg704660 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=35117.msg704660#msg704660)

7)  Irina.
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=39159.msg697868#msg697868 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=39159.msg697868#msg697868)

9)  Little splashes.
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=39014.msg693738#msg693738 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=39014.msg693738#msg693738)

10)  Corporate analysis.
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=198.msg687562#msg687562 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=198.msg687562#msg687562)

11)  Not pregnant.
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=38361.msg681816#msg681816 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=38361.msg681816#msg681816)

12)  Blurting.
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=38361.msg680090#msg680090 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=38361.msg680090#msg680090)

13)  Blurtistic.
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=38361.msg679777#msg679777 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=38361.msg679777#msg679777)

14)  Neighbors.
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=38286.msg678235#msg678235 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=38286.msg678235#msg678235)

15)  Lungworm.
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=38275.msg677876#msg677876 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=38275.msg677876#msg677876)

16)  Stalker chicks.
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=37937.msg671365#msg671365 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=37937.msg671365#msg671365)

17)  None of my business.
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=36272.msg636993#msg636993 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=36272.msg636993#msg636993)

18)  Rage.
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=198.msg636725#msg636725 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=198.msg636725#msg636725)

19)  Omissions.
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=35933.msg632435#msg632435 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=35933.msg632435#msg632435)

20)  The zoo.
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917)

21)  CCEMN1 admonition.
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=36272.msg636947#msg636947 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=36272.msg636947#msg636947)

22) April 14th.
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=56415.msg1049160#msg1049160 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=56415.msg1049160#msg1049160)

23) Culinary Heaven.
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=40393.msg721082#msg721082 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=40393.msg721082#msg721082)

24) Street Mimes.
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=40307.msg718699#msg718699 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=40307.msg718699#msg718699)

I set myself the task of reading every word of every RAT post.  A labour of love.  A side-splittingly hilarious and often poignant trawl it was.

These then, are my RAT top twenty twenty-one twenty two.... twenty three.

Done.

Fixed  [thumbsup]