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Title: Best Memo Line Writing in a Check to a Friend Ever
Post by: cyrus buelton on January 13, 2010, 04:40:19 PM
make the beast with two backs you MotoGPfan

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Gotta give you credit for the thought that went into this embarrassing notation.

I didn't want to scratch it out as it might void the check and I sold him some parts.

Apparently RageMoto first started this.

Therefore, if you ever write a check to a friend, I highly recommend this.

I have been going to the same Chase Branch for 5 years and know everyone there. Today, I got the bank manager who notices me as soon as I walk in the door. She didn't say anything and didn't notice a snicker on her face, so maybe they don't look at the Memo line.

But make the beast with two backs, what a good idea. make the beast with two backs Nick and RageMoto for this little "trick"

(actual check picture but blocked out GP's routing and account number as well as the dollar amount, which you guys don
t need to know, but this is a real picture from the check.

(http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu82/jshoward11/IMG00031-20100113-1210.jpg)



Title: Re: Best Memo Line Writing in a Check to a Friend Ever
Post by: cduarte on January 13, 2010, 05:13:37 PM
[laugh]


Title: Re: Best Memo Line Writing in a Check to a Friend Ever
Post by: LMT on January 13, 2010, 05:20:21 PM
What's a B. 5 ?               

 ;D


Title: Re: Best Memo Line Writing in a Check to a Friend Ever
Post by: derby on January 13, 2010, 05:27:42 PM

Therefore, if you ever write a check to a friend, I highly recommend this.


i have a group of friends that have been "one-upping" each other on check memos for the last decade or so...

some are just downright wrong.  [evil]


Title: Re: Best Memo Line Writing in a Check to a Friend Ever
Post by: ducatiz on January 13, 2010, 05:42:36 PM
What's a B. 5 ?                

 ;D

the 5th act of fellatio


Title: Re: Best Memo Line Writing in a Check to a Friend Ever
Post by: Monsterlover on January 13, 2010, 05:56:28 PM
[laugh]

omg is that funny


Title: Re: Best Memo Line Writing in a Check to a Friend Ever
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 13, 2010, 06:01:33 PM
(http://zedomax.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/funny-check.jpg)


Title: Re: Best Memo Line Writing in a Check to a Friend Ever
Post by: He Man on January 13, 2010, 06:07:47 PM
(http://zedomax.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/funny-check.jpg)

hahahaha i love that one.


Title: Re: Best Memo Line Writing in a Check to a Friend Ever
Post by: cyrus buelton on January 13, 2010, 06:09:44 PM
^

guessing that got returned to maker as invalid.

Checks all go through automated scanners when the enter lockbox's, such as something like this.

Great concept, but probably ended up costing this user money.

If it didn't, he got lucky.

Depends on what bank Verizon uses.


Title: Re: Best Memo Line Writing in a Check to a Friend Ever
Post by: il d00d on January 13, 2010, 07:20:30 PM
That awesome check to Verizon reminded me of the "Verizon doesn't know how to count" thing from a few years ago:

Call to verizon's billing dept:
G: Do you recognize that there's a difference between "point zero zero two dollars" and "point zero zero two cents"?
[pause]
M: Point zero zero two dollars?
G: Do you recognize that there is actually...
M: ...and point zero zero two cents.
G: Yes, do you you recognize there's a difference between those 2 numbers?
[pause]
M: No.

http://consumerist.com/2006/12/transcript-verizon-doesnt-know-how-to-count.html (http://consumerist.com/2006/12/transcript-verizon-doesnt-know-how-to-count.html)


Title: Re: Best Memo Line Writing in a Check to a Friend Ever
Post by: Triple J on January 13, 2010, 07:42:17 PM
My roommate and I used to always do this in college...usually with the rent check. This was when you still needed to go inside to deposit the check.

Best I can remember was when he wrote "sex with his mom" on a check to me once.  >:( [laugh]


Title: Re: Best Memo Line Writing in a Check to a Friend Ever
Post by: ducatiz on January 14, 2010, 04:04:41 AM
Y tu mama tambien!


Title: Re: Best Memo Line Writing in a Check to a Friend Ever
Post by: Slide Panda on January 14, 2010, 04:28:54 AM
Best I can remember was when he wrote "sex with his mom" on a check to me once.  >:( [laugh]

Baaahahah - oh man, that's funny.

Never had this happen to me (yet)


Title: Re: Best Memo Line Writing in a Check to a Friend Ever
Post by: swampduc on January 14, 2010, 04:40:52 AM



(http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu82/jshoward11/IMG00031-20100113-1210.jpg)


That's impressive  [laugh] [laugh] [clap]


Title: Re: Best Memo Line Writing in a Check to a Friend Ever
Post by: DCXCV on January 14, 2010, 05:07:06 AM

(actual check picture but blocked out GP's routing and account number as well as the dollar amount, which you guys don
t need to know, but this is a real picture from the check.

(http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu82/jshoward11/IMG00031-20100113-1210.jpg)



You should have included the dollar amount.  It really impacts the memo line.  Like if it was $5 then you're a cheap whore, but if it's $500 then you're pretty good at what ya do.  [laugh]


Title: Re: Best Memo Line Writing in a Check to a Friend Ever
Post by: MendoDave on January 14, 2010, 05:17:37 AM
That awesome check to Verizon reminded me of the "Verizon doesn't know how to count" thing from a few years ago:

Call to verizon's billing dept:
G: Do you recognize that there's a difference between "point zero zero two dollars" and "point zero zero two cents"?
[pause]
M: Point zero zero two dollars?
G: Do you recognize that there is actually...
M: ...and point zero zero two cents.
G: Yes, do you you recognize there's a difference between those 2 numbers?
[pause]
M: No.

http://consumerist.com/2006/12/transcript-verizon-doesnt-know-how-to-count.html (http://consumerist.com/2006/12/transcript-verizon-doesnt-know-how-to-count.html)

I had to scroll down to the bottom after reading that one for ten minutes, and seeing how there was a long way to go.


Title: Re: Best Memo Line Writing in a Check to a Friend Ever
Post by: cyrus buelton on January 14, 2010, 06:36:13 AM
You should have included the dollar amount.  It really impacts the memo line.  Like if it was $5 then you're a cheap whore, but if it's $500 then you're pretty good at what ya do.  [laugh]

Um, what probably made it funny was the dollar amount.

I won't post how much it was........but.....it was >3k


I am very very good if I was getting that pay for a BJ.


Title: Re: Best Memo Line Writing in a Check to a Friend Ever
Post by: slowpoke13 on January 14, 2010, 08:06:14 AM
so, you saying if I got $3K....


Title: Re: Best Memo Line Writing in a Check to a Friend Ever
Post by: cyrus buelton on January 14, 2010, 08:14:44 AM
so, you saying if I got $3K....

hahahahahhhahahaha


Title: Re: Best Memo Line Writing in a Check to a Friend Ever
Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on January 14, 2010, 09:46:10 AM
(http://zedomax.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/funny-check.jpg)

If you get $536.49 for that check, take the cash and run.  It was only written out for $0.002


The second term wasn't e^(2*pie[sic]) it was e^(i*pi)  which is equal to -1 from Euler's identity (one of the coolest equations ever):

e^(i*pi) + 1 =0, so e^(i*pi) = -1

The infinite series in the third term works out to 1 as expressed

So the check is for $(0.002 -1+1) = $0.002.


Title: Re: Best Memo Line Writing in a Check to a Friend Ever
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 14, 2010, 10:00:47 AM
That's not my math-just the only version of the check I could find  ;)


Title: Re: Best Memo Line Writing in a Check to a Friend Ever
Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on January 14, 2010, 10:03:42 AM

I knew that.   [thumbsup]


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