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Title: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: motogpfan on October 13, 2008, 09:57:10 AM
We did another club track day at Jennings this past weekend. It was sponsored by one of our local dealers. So this cat borrowed his buddies Desmosedici. Now this guy that was riding was there for the first time, no let me rephrase that, his first time ever on a track. He knew he had the fastest bike at the track and had issues with people on Monster 600's passing him. So he thought all of a sudden he's going to be Stoner. Well this is the end result.

(http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg209/motogpfan1/desmo2.jpg)

(http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg209/motogpfan1/desmo3.jpg)

(http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg209/motogpfan1/desmo4.jpg)

(http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg209/motogpfan1/desmo.jpg)



Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Ducatiloo on October 13, 2008, 09:59:26 AM
  That poor bike :-X  I like the final pic with him 10 feet away from the bike, pointed the other direction.
Would have loved to see a viral of him getting passed by the Monsters [laugh]


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: kopfjÀger on October 13, 2008, 10:03:24 AM
He is trying to hide.  ;D


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Grampa on October 13, 2008, 10:10:18 AM
please tell me all pointed and laughed at him. dumbassed people


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Raux on October 13, 2008, 10:14:00 AM
actually i would have laughed at his idiot friend that let him borrow it.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: IZ on October 13, 2008, 10:19:45 AM
Guy who wrecked it=d!ck!!

Guy who let him borrow it=dumbazz


Poor bike!  The original owner didn't deserve it!


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Oldfisti on October 13, 2008, 10:22:40 AM
LOVE that last shot! The guy on the fastest bike will be owned every time by the rider with the most skill. Just like the Pirelli ads: "Power is nothing without control"


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: the_Journeyman on October 13, 2008, 10:28:28 AM
*whimper*

JM


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: River on October 13, 2008, 10:29:56 AM
Oh man, serious bummer.  I can't believe the guy did that to that poor, beautiful motorcycle.   [bang]


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Bick on October 13, 2008, 10:33:47 AM
"Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."

Based on past experiences in this part of the world, I have a plethora of comments I could make, but I will hold back.  :-X







Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: mitt on October 13, 2008, 11:01:49 AM
 :'(

 [bang]

mitt


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: mitt on October 13, 2008, 11:04:54 AM
Is he wearing rain pants?  He isn't even dressed right to be a Ducati Poser.

mitt


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: MrFryMoto on October 13, 2008, 11:10:23 AM
who let a 1st time track rider borrow their Desmosedici?!


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on October 13, 2008, 11:28:02 AM
Look, starting on a bigger bike is fine as long as you respect the throttle and are mature and.....


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: jdubbs32584 on October 13, 2008, 11:29:00 AM
Look, starting on a bigger bike is fine as long as you respect the throttle and are mature and.....

 [laugh]

 [thumbsup]


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: ryandalling on October 13, 2008, 11:30:47 AM
who let a 1st time track rider borrow their Desmosedici?!

I let Viktor ride my 848 once... but I have ridden with him for years and trust his riding. Never would a first time track rider touch any of my bikes. Yikes.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: rgramjet on October 13, 2008, 11:32:37 AM
Think I would have reported it stolen...


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: ZLTFUL on October 13, 2008, 11:43:46 AM
I had this witty reply all ready to go but when I went to type it this is all that would come out...


HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAAAAHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA....


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Mother on October 13, 2008, 11:49:08 AM
OMG

is he in a short sleeve T-shirt?

WTF

is he doing on a race track

piloting a D-16

in a Short Sleeve T-Shirt



Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Oldfisti on October 13, 2008, 11:53:03 AM
I had this witty reply all ready to go but when I went to type it this is all that would come out...


HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAAAAHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA....

^^  [laugh]!!

Mother - It looks like he is wearing gear.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: motogpfan on October 13, 2008, 12:02:42 PM
well the story goes something like this.

There was a chick that was in the same group who had a dozen or so track days under her belt. She kept passing him through the turns but in the straights, well the sedici would eat her alive, as expected. In one of the turns she out braked him and he went too hot into the turn didn't realize for that bike turning at that speed is like cruzing, so he went straight and hit her. Her being a more experienced rider kept it upright, went off track, manged to recover and went back out, he stuffed the front wheel and crashed.
Now the recent story is she ran him off the track and there was talk he is planing on suing the track and her. which is stupid because you sign a waiver when you sign up.
And I just got confirmation, there is no insurance on the bike.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Ducatiloo on October 13, 2008, 12:06:16 PM
How can someone that can afford that bike, afford to be dumb about coverage?


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Speedbag on October 13, 2008, 12:06:23 PM
Poor, poor D16.  :'(


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Statler on October 13, 2008, 12:06:38 PM
signing a waiver doesn't mean he won't sue and cause people some legal fees in defending.

That would suck.   Hopefully some riding attorneys will volunteer to help her out and hand him his ass.

If that's actually the case he should be shamed into acting like a grownup too.   Yay interwebs.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Mother on October 13, 2008, 12:11:21 PM
make the beast with two backs the shaming

if he ran into her

and

is such a make the beast with two backsing coward he has to sue her to try and save face

he should be dragged out back and kicked right in the dick



His name isn't andrew is it?




Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: ryandalling on October 13, 2008, 12:22:53 PM
Didn't some racer dude once say, "Rubbing is racing" ??   How can you sue for that? You got bumped and you wrecked it... get over it. People are stupid. Visolara (Mo) is the only racer I have ever seen who was involved in a crash and then felt so bad about it that he loaned his bike to the other rider for the day. But he is way too nice. 

If you can not handle the consequences of dropping it on the track... then don't track it. Crikeys.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Spicoli on October 13, 2008, 12:28:59 PM
(http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg209/motogpfan1/desmo.jpg)

Was his visor up the whole time? 


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Ducatiloo on October 13, 2008, 12:31:25 PM
Yea with it down his ego kept fogging it up.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: ducducgooseme on October 13, 2008, 12:32:55 PM
make the beast with two backs the shaming

if he ran into her

and

is such a make the beast with two backsing coward he has to sue her to try and save face

he should be dragged out back and kicked right in the dick



His name isn't andrew is it?





LOLOL.  nice


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: motogpfan on October 13, 2008, 12:38:26 PM
signing a waiver doesn't mean he won't sue and cause people some legal fees in defending.

That would suck.   Hopefully some riding attorneys will volunteer to help her out and hand him his ass.

If that's actually the case he should be shamed into acting like a grownup too.   Yay interwebs.

actually the CDC control rider is an attorney, he's the one feeding me the info. I think he's just acting like that so he has someone else to blame to his "buddy"


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on October 13, 2008, 12:43:14 PM
I think he's just acting like that so he has someone else to blame to his "buddy".

+1.


He still deserves a dick kick though.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Speedbag on October 13, 2008, 12:44:03 PM
If you can not handle the consequences of dropping it on the track... then don't track it. Crikeys.

+1

It's like taking your gennie 427 Cobra vintage racing and throwing a tantrum when it gets a rock chip. Or gets a fender caved in.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: DCXCV on October 13, 2008, 01:04:52 PM
FAIL!!!


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: superjohn on October 13, 2008, 01:05:47 PM
God damn it. I'm fairly sure I could at least keep a D16 on 2 wheels and this dick gets to go crash one?

There is no justice.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Statler on October 13, 2008, 01:15:28 PM
God damn it. I'm fairly sure I could at least keep a D16 on 2 wheels and this dick gets to go crash one?

There is no justice.

You apparantly have the wrong friends.

Although the desmos loaned to friends may dwindle in number soon.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: MendoDave on October 13, 2008, 01:21:24 PM
And I cringe at the thought of my buddy using his Bayliss for a track bike....

I guess I'm over it now.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: erkishhorde on October 13, 2008, 01:29:41 PM
The guy's pants look like textile. I thought all tracks required full leathers.  ???

I feel sorry for the lady he clipped. (I'm choosing to believe that he botched the turn and clipped her instead of her running him off the road.)

It boggles the mind how dumb some people can be... Expensive toys w/o insurance and expensive toys lent to incompetent people...  ??? I treat my friends like family, sometimes better, but I still won't let them play with my expensive toys.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: motogpfan on October 13, 2008, 01:32:55 PM
dammit, I can't believe I forgot to tell you guys, some guy also wrecked a brand new 1098R. It had a few hundred miles it. I'll see if someone has pics. This happened the session after the sedici incident.

it was an expensive weekend for sure.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: motogpfan on October 13, 2008, 01:33:31 PM
The guy's pants look like textile. I thought all tracks required full leathers.  ???



no, he was in full leathers.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Oldfisti on October 13, 2008, 01:50:43 PM
Now that I know the story...            DICK  KICK!!


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: motogpfan on October 13, 2008, 03:35:38 PM
check out the thread on the track forum


http://www.jenningsgp.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=15698 (http://www.jenningsgp.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=15698)


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: lethe on October 13, 2008, 04:03:40 PM
check out the thread on the track forum


http://www.jenningsgp.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=15698 (http://www.jenningsgp.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=15698)

I find it amusing that a $72,000 bike comes and goes from the track on a $500 trailer.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Statler on October 13, 2008, 04:06:15 PM
Nick, how was the guy on the other sedici?



Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: ducpainter on October 13, 2008, 04:06:57 PM
I find it amusing that a $72,000 bike comes and goes from the track on a $500 trailer.
...and at $500...

you're giving it a lot of credit.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: The Architect on October 13, 2008, 04:07:39 PM
Let me get this straight:

-first track day.
-someone is crazy enough to lend a first time track person a d16
-not only does he dump it but he nearly takes down another rider
-the bikes not insured
-it's transported on a $100 trailer with a $9 wheel chock  (I wouldn't let that bike on that trailer!)

This is to hard to belive!  Is this one of those internet stories that gets expanded everytime it reaches another board?  (that's what I'm going to tell myself because anything else would be too upsetting.  I'll also ignore all those pictures.)  



Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: derby on October 13, 2008, 04:14:35 PM
And I cringe at the thought of my buddy using his Bayliss for a track bike....

I guess I'm over it now.

is this your buddy?  ;D

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/CephasGT/MidOhio%2013-14%20June%2005/DSC00882.jpg)


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: motogpfan on October 13, 2008, 04:22:19 PM
I find it amusing that a $72,000 bike comes and goes from the track on a $500 trailer.

that was the track pickup trailer, it went into an an enclosed trailer to go to the dealer. Not nearly as cool as the CDC trailer I might ad. They didn't have a Jager and an espresso machine in theirs.  I'm just sayin.

I'm not kidding
(http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg209/motogpfan1/IMG_3012.jpg)


Nick, how was the guy on the other sedici?



it never went on the track after that incident, can't really blame the guy.

I'm still searching for pics of the 1098R that was wrecked but no one took pics, the sedici trumped the wreck of the day, month, year, I don't think many will top that for a looooong time.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: TiNi on October 13, 2008, 04:24:36 PM
:'(

 [bang]

 :'(


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: motogpfan on October 13, 2008, 04:31:35 PM
sorry I really searched everywhere for a damn pic of the 1098R, the guy is lucky none took pics, or didn't post em.

If anyone is interested we as a club had an awesome track day. There were about 30 of us and one was the control rider, so we pretty much had any group or session we wanted. I rebuilt this SS from the ground up and had the best lap time since I've been going to that track. I love that bike. They bumped me to the next class. But if you want to see our 2 days of shenanigans check out the thread.

http://www.coastalducaticlub.org/forum/index.php?topic=4388.0 (http://www.coastalducaticlub.org/forum/index.php?topic=4388.0)


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: JustDucky on October 14, 2008, 07:52:08 AM
And a big thanks to CDC guys for helping me with repairs on my buddy's WR!  Didn't get much riding in Saturday but at least with their help I was able to ride all Sunday!  Saturday was an expensive day for sure.  Worse part about the 1098R was the guy brought his GSXR to track and wasn't going to take the R out, but after a session on the Suzuki, he couldn't resist! 


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: teddy037.2 on October 14, 2008, 08:11:23 AM
 :'(

and I was supposed to be there this weekend. I could have witnessed the shenanigans firsthand.

work sucks.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: motogpfan on October 14, 2008, 10:11:51 AM
And a big thanks to CDC guys for helping me with repairs on my buddy's WR!  Didn't get much riding in Saturday but at least with their help I was able to ride all Sunday!  Saturday was an expensive day for sure.  Worse part about the 1098R was the guy brought his GSXR to track and wasn't going to take the R out, but after a session on the Suzuki, he couldn't resist! 

there is a cool picture of you fixin the WR and riding the Monster.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Statler on October 14, 2008, 11:15:33 AM
I want more info on the drinks.  They look yummy.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: motogpfan on October 14, 2008, 04:03:27 PM
I want more info on the drinks.  They look yummy.

it's a jager bomb glass, bottom is Red Bull, top is Jager. gotta pour real slowly so they stay separate. Goes down smooth, you get wasted but don't get tired. it's a win win.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Statler on October 14, 2008, 04:08:33 PM
ah.... so I want the glasses but not the contents.   ;D   (neither jager nor redbull do it for me).

Lots of other drinks would work well though.



Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: rgramjet on October 14, 2008, 04:42:07 PM
it's a jager bomb glass, bottom is Red Bull, top is Jager. gotta pour real slowly so they stay separate. Goes down smooth, you get wasted but don't get tired. it's a win win.

I had seven of those one day.....next morning at 5 am I had this incredible urge to vacuum...


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: motogpfan on October 15, 2008, 09:19:42 AM
I had seven of those one day.....next morning at 5 am I had this incredible urge to vacuum...

I don't think there is enough alcohol for me to get that urge.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: IZ on October 15, 2008, 09:58:08 AM
check out the thread on the track forum


http://www.jenningsgp.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=15698 (http://www.jenningsgp.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=15698)


Is that the b*tch in the black leathers who ran him off the track?!  She needs to be strung up for lack of judgement and riding skillz!!

[roll]


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Heath on October 15, 2008, 10:20:38 AM

Is that the b*tch in the black leathers who ran him off the track?!  She needs to be strung up for lack of judgement and riding skillz!!

[roll]

Did you read the thread?  She over 10 track days, the guy on the D16 didn't.  She was out corning him all over the place but he would pass her in the straights.  Then she out braked him, he get's flustered and runs into her.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Statler on October 15, 2008, 10:28:00 AM
Did you read the thread?  She over 10 track days, the guy on the D16 didn't.  She was out corning him all over the place but he would pass her in the straights.  Then she out braked him, he get's flustered and runs into her.

I think you missed the sarcasm flag in IZ's post.   It's admitedly IZ_ because he took the photo of it.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: DCXCV on October 15, 2008, 10:32:55 AM
I had seven of those one day.....next morning at 5 am I had this incredible urge to vacuum...

Are you saying that's a girl's drink?  ;D


Is that the b*tch in the black leathers who ran him off the track?!  She needs to be strung up for lack of judgement and riding skillz!!

[roll]

I thought the girl in the pink t-shirt might have been the culprit. [laugh]


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: motogpfan on October 15, 2008, 12:10:01 PM
Are you saying that's a girl's drink?  ;D



bawahahahahaha,

girls drink.


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: rgramjet on October 15, 2008, 12:24:42 PM
You might be on to something......maybe if I fed these to my wife, Id get stuff done around the house.....including ME!   [thumbsup]


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: motogpfan on October 15, 2008, 01:26:43 PM
You might be on to something......maybe if I fed these to my wife, Id get stuff done around the house.....including ME!   [thumbsup]


see, now you're thinking


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: IZ on October 15, 2008, 02:27:18 PM
I think you missed the sarcasm flag in IZ's post.   It's admitedly IZ_ because he took the photo of it.


 ;)


Thanks Stat!




Heath..I was joking!  I commented on the guy on the first page.  ;D




Ridiculous!  This dumbazz pizzes me off!  Let's sue her cuz she was a better rider and I couldn't hack it!  Therefore, I laid down and UNINSURED $72,000.00 bike!!   [roll]


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Heath on October 16, 2008, 12:02:33 AM
Did you read the thread?.......
:x maybe I should take my own advice


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: supakpow2 on October 16, 2008, 01:23:18 AM
is this your buddy?  ;D

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/CephasGT/MidOhio%2013-14%20June%2005/DSC00882.jpg)

Take away that guys'  [bacon]  and cut him in half and you'd still be about 40 lbs too heavy to be Mendos' buddy. :-X   :o

So, no that's not Mendodaves' buddy but I can see why you're asking. ;D    If that was my friend i'd cringe at him trackin that bike.

This is Mendos' buddy here. (happens to be my brother-in-law)
(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn327/supakpow/MF1A562.jpg)


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: ValveFloat on October 16, 2008, 06:44:04 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/CephasGT/MidOhio%2013-14%20June%2005/DSC00882.jpg)
Did that guy's airbag suit go off?   :o


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: supakpow2 on October 16, 2008, 04:11:20 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/CephasGT/MidOhio%2013-14%20June%2005/DSC00882.jpg)
Did that guy's airbag suit go off?   :o

OMG!  [laugh]  ROTFLMAO! [clap]


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: IZ on October 16, 2008, 04:19:25 PM
Did that guy's airbag suit go off?   :o

[laugh]  [laugh]


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: moto-zen on October 16, 2008, 04:48:43 PM
That's a good test of friendship.  :'(


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Statler on October 16, 2008, 05:14:06 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/20/Stay-puff-marshmellow-man-original-toy.jpg/150px-Stay-puff-marshmellow-man-original-toy.jpg)

yaaaay trackday!


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Super T.I.B on October 16, 2008, 06:23:32 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/CephasGT/MidOhio%2013-14%20June%2005/DSC00882.jpg)
Did that guy's airbag suit go off?   :o

How many poor cow's died because of this fat f*ck!


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: motogpfan on October 17, 2008, 05:38:11 AM
Hey Chris, check this out.

you can order them on line.

http://www.quaffer.com/shop.net/retail/default.asp (http://www.quaffer.com/shop.net/retail/default.asp)


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: TiNi on October 17, 2008, 10:37:04 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/20/Stay-puff-marshmellow-man-original-toy.jpg/150px-Stay-puff-marshmellow-man-original-toy.jpg)

yaaaay trackday!

omg rofl  [laugh]


Title: Re: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?
Post by: Statler on October 17, 2008, 11:05:40 AM
thanks for the link, Nick.  great stocking stuffer (fnar).  pics likely not to follow.


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